A long and drawn-out yawn followed by an equally held stretch were her first actions. Perhaps it wasn’t as good of an idea to attempt getting some sleep beforehand, as she now found herself stumbling ever so slightly. Then again, wasn’t that normal?
A moment passed soon after her uniform was safely secured on her person. Fancy wasn’t a proper word she could use to describe it. Hell, she couldn’t even begin to think of a word glamorous enough to describe it! Forget the cost, she’d never even seen something of this quality before! She lowered her head, a silent prayer for the first time in her life to thank every single ancient for giving her the foresight to at least shower before coming here. Then she thanked her toothbrush for being so good at doing its job. Especially after seeing the mask she’d be wearing.
While all their uniforms were the same, and by that same extension the masks, there were slight deviations for their face coverings. Hers in particular covered the entire face, albeit with beaked portion over the nose and mouth with several nearly unidentifiable mesh vents for air. Large enough to do their job, not large enough to save her from the smell of her own breath. There had to be some human somewhere she could thank for the minty toothpaste she enjoyed as well as her collection of flavored mouth rinses.
Something about this… she just knew it would be fun! The prior seriousness, if anyone could call it that, melted away as she looked down at herself and did her own little twirl. She’d never get to wear anything like this again with her luck, so she’d take every opportunity to enjoy it! That was about the same time she noticed the other individual dressed just like her looking in her direction. Their face was covered, but she could tell immediately that she was being looked at like some sort of standard goof. That did not last long, however, as they were soon both led to different places by someone… she was reluctant to remember if even pay attention to.
Perhaps it would have been smart to heed their instructions, but smarts were overrated! Not to mention how easy this would surely be! Something about a raven and a crown? She could have sworn they called her a cinnabar boobook at one point, possibly an insult. Then again, they did seem upset since she wasn’t… particularly… paying attention.
I will repeat it one more time. Do not leave your net unless called. Only assist the screamers in your area. Do not approach the hedges. Do not interact with the other owls. Defend yourself if the situation calls for it. If the crow is in danger, you will blow your whistle. A diadem will quickly arrive.
“Okay! Got it! But what about the snacks?”
You have provisions for the clients along with the aid in the kit you were given.
“Okay… but can I eat those snacks?”
There are no snacks.
“Mhmm, but how many snacks does the crow get?”
Wha… what?
“Okay okay. Keep your secrets.”
Just go to the net and be silent!
She was almost definitely certain they were holding out on some snacks. Maybe she should have eaten before choosing to show up, but then she’d have just been late! Normally it wouldn’t have really mattered, but when she saw how much she was going to be paid she immediately quit her job. Being smart is one thing, working for NASA was another, but this trumped that by miles in terms of pay with far less stress. Especially when her previous boss got mad at her for using the simulation equipment, in his own words, 'as if it were a toy'. Well... that and smoking on the job. Something about not lighting fires where fuel is stored.
The net itself was more comfortable than she had anticipated. She had wondered to some point what she was listening out for, but the several screams occurring over what felt like a short time reminded her of what exactly she was supposed to be doing. Waiting, listening, being prepared to spring into action at any moment! It felt almost like superhero work from the cartoons she so often binges when there was nothing else to do over her vacations and weekends.
She had been assigned a particularly comfortable place. What seemed like a city outside of a city. Or a city within a city? Maybe a city apart from a city? Honestly, she had no idea. It was just a city in her eyes, and it was fun to look down on. The experience felt familiar, almost as if a reminder of a typical day. Like her first time rising above the atmosphere and looking down on the earth. It was almost enough to make her miss her old job… almost.
She crossed her legs and rubbed her ankles. They were covered, but the scarring underneath was just as bothersome and itchy as ever. It also gave her time to examine the fancy little shoes covering her feet. She wasn’t one for heels, but these were just so adorable and comfortable! It’d be too presumptuous to assume she’d get to take the outfit with her, but it was nice to think about it… it’d be nice to think about anything! She had quickly lost track of what exactly the hourglass in her net was meant to represent, but if it was the actual time then it was too far gone. All she could do was fiddle with the net itself and play around with the clothing on her back… or rummage through the provided provisions.
Then it finally happened. The long-awaited scream. Just close enough to be considered her area of investigation! She leapt from the net as if diving into the ocean with outstretched arms and slowly hovered down to the source of the sound. It was such a quick choice of action she hadn’t even considered looking to identify the situation first. However, she could clearly see the panicked individual who had fallen on their behind right in front of an open door to a building.
“D-don’t… don’t come any closer!”
No questions, no warning, just a slow descent right in front of the client’s field of view… albeit upside down. She didn’t even bother stopping before her head softly connected with the ground.
“Hi! I’m a bird! Do you need anything?” No response; she looked them over while gyroscopically rotating around them. “You don’t seeeeeeem injured and you look fine. What’d you scream for?” Still no response.
It was at this point the annoyance began to set in. Had she truly been sitting on the net for this long only to be met with someone who wouldn’t even talk to her? They weren’t even looking at her! Instead, they were looking at something else, or someone else given the way they refused to take their sight off the open door. It was then that she chose to simply do the same; then she also realized what the fuss was about. Emerging from the darkness inside was none other than one of the diadems she had seen skulking about, but this one wasn’t at all like the ones she had seen previously. As far as things went, they mainly seemed to just roam in some mismanaged order, or maybe an order she just wasn’t understanding. This one hadn’t been in this area at all. Possibly visiting from some other place past the hedges? Did they do that?
First the diadem’s head, covered with a filigreed veil, was first to move forward before rising upward to show how they had to duck beneath the doorframe itself just to pass through. The veil concealed all, naught but a silhouette visible underneath and the robe covering their body was of the exact same design. Their hands clutched a thurible which hummed with a rather pleasant incense and rang like a wind chime. It’d be beautiful if it weren’t dripping so eloquently with the vital blood some body was clearly lacking.
“Help?” The client’s voice finally reached her. Finally, having chosen to speak with her. However, her response was unexpected.
“So you can talk!” The words, as she had so casually ignored with her prior speech, were nothing more than the hoots of an owl.
Although it wasn’t entirely on purpose, most likely due to the now complete lack of seriousness from the situation; the client found themself with red cheeks holding in a laugh as the cinnabar boobook began to repeat the same mindless act of performing a solitary “hoot”, before chuckling like a child in elementary school… this would repeat several times, each with intensifying laughter and the nonstop spinning through the air… it only finally ended when the diadem spoke. Like a whispered whistle for the client.
“Return to your net, little boobook. The client is fine, only spooked.”
“Hoot. Ha! Hahah!”
“GO!”
The client jumped with the diadem’s final warning, the sound more like a high-pitched frequency compared to its previous counterpart. The owl, however, turned to them and reached for their kit. There was confusion when they were handed a pack of half-eaten dry graham crackers and a bottle of water, followed by one hand on their shoulder and a thumbs up. But all that confusion was gone just as quickly as she lifted into the air and returned to their net. The diadem waited until she was entirely out of sight behind the buildings before moving on.
Time felt as if it were going as slow as ever, and she was only able to sustain herself with the entertainment of her own owlish voice for so long before the boredom caught up. She had anticipated more action, more trouble, more suspense! But she hadn’t even heard a single whistle get blown… but there was a high chance she might have not been paying attention.
She yawned while watching over the city. Clients and diadems wandering the streets, every so often an owl descending in the distance or the crow making its rounds. She thought about going to explore for a moment, but that sounded like a terrible idea even to her. She returned to looking over her uniform and taking note of every single detail of her person from the locations of tools to the parts of the clothing she could play with in her spare time, but that didn’t distract her for nearly as long as she had hoped. It almost made her glad she chose to sleep before coming or she would have certainly fallen asleep in the net.
Thankfully, with enough time, she soon bore witness to the encroaching night and the time in which she could finally leave.
With her uniform returned to its rightful place she was supplied with clothes to make the journey home. She half anticipated they’d all just be going home in the same nothing they had arrived in, something she found entertaining to say the very least, but apparently that wouldn’t be necessary. Yellow sneakers, black leggings, a white sundress with a blue and orange flowery design, complete with a green cardigan… she couldn’t exactly be angry, and especially not with a head of pink hair. It was all the exact same quality as their uniforms, but if she was given these to leave, she could keep them!
It was jarring, personally. The way they entered and exited made her stomach turn. The only difference now being that she was unable to keep her turning stomach from upheaving into the nearest bush. Thankfully, in all her vast knowledge, she had expected to return to this same place again! So, the rancid scent and taste of vomit was quickly destroyed by the minty stash of antiseptic mouthwash she had placed nearby. Not that it truly mattered seeing as to how it was accompanied by the exact same cause for her upset stomach to begin with… a full bottle of Pendleton Director’s Reserve whiskey; accompanied by a small bag containing homemade cheese Danishes, a pack of cigars, and a small phone covered in bunnies and ducklings.
She didn’t waste any time before lifting her body up high into the air and popping open the alcohol, the first thing she wanted to get a taste of. You’d almost think nothing else could compare to the glee she’d experienced by the smile which followed her first few sips as she soared through the dark sky in as carefree a manner as she could. At least her shift ended at night which made worrying about anyone seeing her float about less of an issue. However, she did make a small detour to land when her phone started to emit the sound of a cat meowing in a particular catchy tune.
“Hello! I didn’t expect a call from you this late.”
“Don’t give me that! Where have you been?!” The male voice demanded. “I’ve been trying to contact you for almost a week straight!”
“What? It hasn’t even been a full day, calm down.”
“No, you said to cover for you at work for a day. Then you didn’t show up for a week! I know you already handed in your two-weeks-notice, but that doesn’t mean you just stop coming in jackass!”
“What are you talking about I was only,” she paused as she looked at her phone screen for a second. The date clear as day. A full week having truly passed since she entered Anchor Point as well as several alerts for missed calls and messages. “Oh fuck… oh shit!”
“Did you just realize a week has passed?! Our boss has been losing his shit! You told him you’d be test piloting a new plane prototype four days ago!”
“My Danishes!”
“Your… what?”
“I used all my weed in butter and put it in the Danishes! If they’re stale, I’m gonna need a doctor. how am I not floating away?”
“What are you talking about? Look, I don’t know how I managed to work with you all these years, Diogorah. Just come in and explain yourself. I’m not saving you this time!”
Little did he know she would find another calling card upon reaching her apartment. Apparently, she had done a good job, and that meant she was able to return for another shift. She didn’t much care to look at the when or where as much as she was worried about saving her snacks. That being said, she almost immediately bolted out of the building after contacting her dealer. If she’d survive another day like that, she’d need to be more prepared. Not just for Anchor Point itself, but for the pregame and postgame snack prep.
Maybe next time I’ll just make some gummies.